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Mumbai
24-March-2001
Sub: Offer of love
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Dearest
Ms Juliet,
I
am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the
meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would
like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair
would be on probation for a period of three months and depending
on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous "on the
Love training" and performance appraisal schemes leading up
to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for
coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally
between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to
be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to
kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to
take up this offer. Wish you all the best!
Thanking
you in anticipation,
Yours
sincerely,
Romeo
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